So claims Michael Wolff of "Off the Grid." In his March 19th column titled, "The Pope Talks and the Church Falls", the Wolff who cries, "Boy, I sure is ignorant!', writes:
• "Popes have traditionally looked doctrinaire and absolute. That’s how they’ve gotten away with having a point of view at odds with reality and popular opinion—because they look like popes." Get it? Popes are popes because they look and act like popes. Brilliant! Why hasn't anyone ever said so before? Probably for the same reason that most people don't say, "Water is water because it looks, tastes, and pours like water."
• Wolff claims Benedict has been looking by a fool of late, and for evidence he links to one of the most irrational and angry anti-papal rants of the year, which is like Tim LaHaye appealing to the writings of Alexander Hislop for validation of his belief that the Catholic Church killed 40 million people during the "Dark Ages."
• "The Vatican, and the Catholic church, is facing a situation potentially more transformative than the death of God: a knuckle-headed pope who can’t keep his mouth shut." There isn't any need for a sarcastic retort here: just take a moment to marvel at the unadulterated hostility, hatred, and stupidity of the remark.
• "Infallibility can only survive so many gaffes." And yet stupidity lives on, despite the diligent labors and stunning intellect of writers like Wolff! He apparently thinks that when l'Osservatore Romano publishes an article about washing machines, it marks the end of papal infallibility, which most people realize has some rather specific guidelines, none of them having to do with newspaper articles or technological advances. But, of course, if you want to score cheap points with semi-literate, historically-challenged, theologically-clueless readers, this is probably an effective tactic.
• "From a media perspective, it’s really stunning that the popes have, collectively, made it this far." This sentence actually says it all, doesn't it? But think of it: the media has been around for 2,000 years, while the papacy has only been around for about 400 years. Wait, perhaps I have that backwards...
• "From the beginning, Benedict's had a certain un-pope-like swagger, suggesting that he was going to make his mark, a reformer taking the Church back to its roots." For evidence, he links to an article about Benedict speaking out against abortion. Uh, yeah, I can't ever recall John Paul II ever saying anything about abortion. Can you? Why, even an atheist, Austin Cline, has written: "It is arguable that one of the most consistent themes running throughout John Paul II's papacy was his concern with sexual morality: contraception, abortion, divorce, homosexuality, and all of the things that make up what he regularly refers to as the 'culture of death.'" But Cline probably only wrote that because he read something written by John Paul II.
• "The problem, of course, is that, having spent his career inside the Vatican, a sort of magic kingdom career, he’s not exactly prepared to take on the world." In addition to failing basic history, theology, and logic, Wolff fails at math. Joseph Ratzinger was born on April 16, 1927. He didn't have a position in the Vatican until he was made prefect of the Congregation of the Doctrine of Faith by John Paul II on November 25, 1981, when he was 54 years old. Which means that over thirty years of his "career" had been spent outside the Vatican, as a priest, theologian, priest, and bishop. Why, he even wrote a book about those years, for those who read such things.
As Wikipedia correctly notes, "In addition to his native German, Benedict XVI fluently speaks Italian, French, English, Latin, and also has a knowledge of Portuguese. He can read Ancient Greek and biblical Hebrew. He has stated that his first foreign language is French. He is a member of a large number of academies, such as the French Académie des sciences morales et politiques." Not to mention books and articles about theology, philosophy, political history and theory, Church history, secular history, Scripture, Judaism, atheism, Buddhism, and so forth and so on. Yep, the guy is completely clueless about anything outside of the Vatican (well, not really), unlike Mr. Wolff, who is clueless about both what is outside and inside the Vatican (well, maybe really).
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